americachavez:

to all the young babies who follow me:

hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment

infinitemachine:

Dinosaur of the Day: Styracosaurus by EsthervanHulsen

Styracosaurus
“Spiked lizard”
Family: Cerotopsidae
Time: Late Cretaceous (75.5-75Ma)
Location: North America
Size (length): 5.5m (18ft)

infinitemachine:

Dinosaur of the Day: Styracosaurus by EsthervanHulsen

Styracosaurus
“Spiked lizard”
Family: Cerotopsidae
Time: Late Cretaceous (75.5-75Ma)
Location: North America
Size (length): 5.5m (18ft)

overlypolitebisexual:

idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"w is not a vowel"
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

peetaspenis:

there are just some things you can’t accept your favorite character doing in fanfics 

altomezzomezzo:

I COULDN’T BREATHE FOR FEAR OF NORMAN LEAVING.

DON’T DO THAT TO ME MAN, USE SOME BLOODY SPICE FOR GOD’S SAKE!

literally almost pooping myself over results day