to all the young babies who follow me:
hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment
idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
there are just some things you can’t accept your favorite character doing in fanfics
I COULDN’T BREATHE FOR FEAR OF NORMAN LEAVING.
DON’T DO THAT TO ME MAN, USE SOME BLOODY SPICE FOR GOD’S SAKE!
literally almost pooping myself over results day